~if i were a month, i would be: October
~if i were a day of the week, i would be: Saturday
~if i were a time of day, i would be: Early morning
~if i were a planet, i would be: Venus
~if i were a sea animal, i would be: Mermaid
~if i were a direction, i would be: NORTHSIDE BITCHES
~if i were a piece of furniture, i would be: Bed...yes yes
~if i were a sin, i would be: WRATH ALL THE WAY
~if i were a historical figure, i would be: Marilyn Monroe
~if i were a liquid, i would be: Mercury
~if i were a stone, i would be: who cares?
~if i were a tree, i would be: Maple
~if i were a bird, i would be: Penguin of coarse!!
~if i were a tool, i would be: Paintbrush
~if i were a flower/plant, i would be: Lily
~if i were a kind of weather, i would be: Thunderstorms
~if i were a mythical creature, i would be: Vampire
~if i were a musical instrument, i would be: Electric Guitar
~if i were an animal, i would be: Wolf
~if i were a color, i would be: Deep deep deep purple
~if i were a vegetable, i would be: Green Bean
~if i were a sound, i would be: Rain
~if i were an element, i would be: Lead
~if i were a car, i would be: MUSTANG
~if i were a song, i would be: I KISSED A GIRL
~if i were a movie, i would be directed by: Stephen Speilberglol
~if i were a book, i would be written by: who cares?
~if i were a food, i would be: PIZZA!PIZZA!
~if i were a place, i would be: IRELAND
~if i were a material, i would be: Plush
~if i were a taste, i would be: Sugary Sour
~if i were a scent, i would be: Rain
~if i were a religion, i would be: Catholic
~if i were a word, i would be: Cute
~if i were an object, i would be: A phone
~if i were a body part, i would be: Tongue
~if i were a facial expression, i would be: Beautiful Smile
~if i were a subject in school, i would be: English
~if i were a cartoon character, i would be: TANK GIRL
~if i were a shape, i would be: Squiggle
~if i were a number, i would be: 26